Why does this Nickelodean whore have to be mean to Andre?

[Mobruler]

Now this is just not cool, man.  Andre's never done nobody no wrong, no reason to be so mean.
 
The part where she admits she started talking to him because he seemed like a big deal had me laughing my ass off though.
 
http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/02/icarly-star-jennette-mccurdy-andre-drummond-kissing-podcast/
 

"iCarly" star Jennette McCurdy is kissing and telling in a big way about her short-lived "relationship" with NBA star Andre Drummond ... and according to Jennette, the kissing part SUCKED. 

McCurdy appeared on Pete Holmes' podcast "You Made It Weird" and spilled her guts about her fling with 20-year-old Drummond. 

Jennette didn't pull punches -- admitting she only heard about the guy after he repeatedly chose her as his "Woman Crush Wednesday" on Twitter -- and eventually agreed to talk to Drummond because he "seemed like a big deal."


Jennette says they had some early conversations that "gave [her] pause" but she decided to go out on some dates with him anyway.

McCurdy then describes their first kiss -- which went down after a laser tag date -- saying, "It just didn't go great ... no sparks. The mouths ... the shapes weren't right."

Still, they continued to hang out, McCurdy says ... and he was so into her, he bought her a necklace and got down on his knees during a dinner date and asked her to be his GF. 

Even though she wasn't into it, she said yes ... only to break up with him on the phone a few days later. 

You gotta listen to the whole podcast ... McCurdy seems to be laughing at Drummond the entire time -- painting him as this pathetic, immature guy who doesn't have a clue about how to court a woman. 

But the relationship did start as a public event on social media ... so, fair for Jennette to go public with all the gory breakup details too?

 
 

 

[elcheato]

Dude got played like a fiddle.

 

[Mobruler]

A somewhat popular Detroit sports blogger tweeted this:
 
"Don’t cry too hard for Andre Drummond. Hear he has about 4 or 5 girls he “sees.” Including OU cheerleader. Sure he isn’t too concerned."
 
Hope it's true. I saw what happened to Justin Verlander the first time Yoko Upton dumped him.

 

[Teagz]

This broad's no Kate Upton, that's for sure.

 

[Pugz]

This broad's no Kate Upton, that's for sure.

i know, she's skinny.

like i said on realgm, i can't wait for the black ghetto chicks to call in to the hip hop radio shows saying he needs a real woman.

 

[Mobruler]

I think at the least, this story can kind of remind people that professional athletes are still people and not cyborgs.  Even though Andre Drummond is a very, very good NBA player and multimillionaire, he is still also a 20 year old guy who is trying to figure out women.

 

[Pugz]

some dude on twitter called drummond a bitch and said hes gonna smack him so drummond said come try it lol

 

[RipCity32]

Haha. Gotta remember the dude is only 20. Forget it sometimes. 

 

[jonathanlambert33]

Read this yesterday, good stuff lol

 

[CameronCrazy06]

Miranda Cosgrove is hotter.

 

[jonathanlambert33]

omg

 

[Pugz]

Miranda Cosgrove is hotter.

wat

 

[CameronCrazy06]

wat

She's way hotter. (they're the two main girls on iCarly if you're wondering why I brought her up in the first place)

I always thought this girl was/is a butter face.

Hopefully you understand that Miranda is only a year younger than me and she looks pretty good nowadays haha,

 

[Pugz]

miranda looks like a gnome.

 

[CameronCrazy06]

Nah dude she's fine.

 

 

[Pugz]

ehhhhhhhh

 

[elcheato]

miranda looks like a gnome.

I don't necessarily know if this is accurate, but I still laughed, and now believe this fully

 

[CameronCrazy06]

ehhhhhhhh

one less competitor haha.

 

[Hurricane Season]

Cosgrove is gorgeous.  There's a pic of her on a webcam with glasses on that is stunning... I can't find it tho.

 

[CameronCrazy06]

She's got a pretty solid instagram account it might be on there.