Allen: If Favre Comes Back, He Can Slap My Butt Everyday

[Big Bid'Ness]

From:Realgm.com

NFL Network (via Pro Football Talk) - Vikings defensive end Jared Allen wants Brett "Silver Fox" Favre to return badly.

"Silver fox," Allen pleaded on NFL Network Friday. "Everything but my backside loves you, but if you come back, I will let you slap my rear end every single day. In no way gay at all, but I will take that stinging pain and I will eat it every day."

Wow lol

 

[.GR]

LMAO. Jarred Allen sure is something...

 

[The Young One]

I hate this guy...but brett is done.

 

[A.E]

I hate this guy...but brett is done.

How can you hate Jared Allen? He is easily the funniest guy in the NFL.

 

[Blake]

How can you hate Jared Allen? He is easily the funniest guy in the NFL.

+1

Did you not see him on Cribs?

I was laughing my ass off.

 

[cruzg24]

Man, I love Jarred Allen, he is one of the funniest dudes in the nfl, lmao. That guy is funny and a really cool guy.

 

[The Young One]

I dont like him...I wasnt crazy about him like that when he was a chief...which he still should be a chief. Maybe Im a tad bit bitter he still isnt in a chiefs uniform.

Oh yeah Chad is that dude when it comes to comedy in the nfl.

 

[A.E]

I dont like him...I wasnt crazy about him like that when he was a chief...which he still should be a chief. Maybe Im a tad bit bitter he still isnt in a chiefs uniform.

Oh yeah Chad is that dude when it comes to comedy in the nfl.

Your dumbass Cheifs are the ones that traded him for a 17th pick.

He certainly didn't trade himself.

 

[Blake]

I dont like him...I wasnt crazy about him like that when he was a chief...which he still should be a chief. Maybe Im a tad bit bitter he still isnt in a chiefs uniform.

Oh yeah Chad is that dude when it comes to comedy in the nfl.

Manning may be the funniest Man in the NFL.

His commercials are nothing but win.

 

[The Young One]

He wouldnt have resigned anyways...carl peterson had to do what he had to. Anyways...I believe we drafted Jamaal Charles with the vikings 3rd round pick. So im cool with that.

 

[The Young One]

Manning may be the funniest Man in the NFL.

His commercials are nothing but win.

Peyton's commericials are up there too. Peyton and Chad are my faves...TO is up there too but he was quiet this past season.

 

[Blake]

Peyton's commercials are the <Censored>, much better than Favre with Sears.

You can't compete with priceless picks.

 

[A.E]

Maybe its just me but I don't find Peyton's Sony commercials or Oreo commercials funny at all. Peyton was great on Saturday Night Live but he's funny is an ironic way. Jared Allen is just bizarre and a different type of funny. He's hilarious on Kenny Mayne's segments. I did like that first Favre-Sears commercial...the indecisiveness over buying the tv. I have had enough of Chad Ocho Cinco, he's way overdone and overplayed his own image.

 

[Giantmetfan07]

Jared Allen is like the NFL me. Good, sick sense of humor, which you all know I love.

 

[Gtown81]

<3 Jared Allen, how can u not like the guy?

the guy is #69 for a reason

 

[Pugz]

How can you hate Jared Allen? He is easily the funniest guy in the NFL.

Yea, I love Jared Allen.

 

[A.E]

<3 Jared Allen, how can u not like the guy?

the guy is #69 for a reason

Yea...he stole Brock Lesnar's number.

 

[Pugz]

Yea...he stole Brock Lesnar's number.

Haha, lol. I was going to say that