Rotten Egg SI: Patriots Unveil Pressure Gauge Helmet Decal

In a strange twist of the Deflategate saga, the New England Patriots have unveiled a new alternate uniform in which their helmet decal depicts a pressure gauge.
 
A backhanded one-fingered salute to NFL, the uniforms are expected to draw out an already tired saga of pointless articles and unnecessary talk show discussion. Nevertheless, the Patriots will wear the uniforms with pink number outlines during Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
 
When asked if he was worried about backlash from the league, owner Robert Kraft snidely said, "We'll be sure to wear Bose headphones prior to the game."

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